Ways I know...

...we've spent far too much time at the hospital.

1) I look up for corner-bubble mirrors at home and work...
2) I miss mac-n-cheese Fridays when at home...
3) I blog and pay bills online from the hospital room...
4) I can easily distinguish the subtle sound differences between an HVAC unit and the final approach of a LifeFlight chopper...
5) Watching LifeFlight landings and take-offs are sooo last month...
6) We've been told by insiders about the super-secret ketchup-packet stash...
and finally...
7) The Cafe staff asked me..."Are you an employee?"